SCREWBALL

Screwball liked the hookers
Though he had a bride
He still got elected
Though he always lied

He owned politicians
The Russians owned him
Though he shoves the net out
It’s closing on in

So come all you lawyers
Though he’ll give you grief
You’ll still make a dollar
From commander-in-thief

Most likely he will mumble
Most likely he’ll stall
But he’ll always abuse
That moronic Screwball

Get ready for battle
For the H-bombs may rain
And the whole world will lose, boys
There’s no cells in that brain

He’s got a big button
‘Bout half inch around
And one itchy finger
As most women have found

Whole country wonders
When this guy will fall
Impeachin’ and teachin”
This total Screwball

Screwball had a screw loose
Still he thinks that he’s right
Gonna make us all great, now
As long as we’re white

He rode in on right wings
With a rant and a prayer
He’ll go when the light brings
Him out into the air