Freak bleeding pen, it's not fair, not again
Swear I get a bleeding pen near ev'ry day
Makes me confused, was so sure it was true
That this brand was leak-proof, that was what it claimed

And of course it had to go and explode to let flow all of the ink it's got
When the place it was stowed would so easily show that increasing blue spot
Freak bleeding pen, it's not fair, not again
I'm no fan of bleeding pens and their big stains

Freak bleeding pen, it's not fair, not again
It's another bleeding pen to wreck my day
Don't know 'bout you but I almost assume
That it must be sabotage, random? No way

'Cause it really seems that no pen here flows like mine flows, they always stay stopped up
They can make lovely strokes while I look like a joke or sometimes caked in blood
Freak bleeding pen, it's not fair, not again
Don't pocket the bleeding pens? Sure, use your brain