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Song Parodies -> "12 Days of Science"
Original Song Title:
"12 Days of Christmas"
Original Performer:
Unknown
Parody Song Title:
"12 Days of Science"
Parody Written by:
Kat
The Lyrics
Originally written as an extra credit assignment, I hope you all enjoy this.
On the first day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
an access to the lab for free!
On the second day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
2NH3,
and an access to the lab for free!
On the third day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
3 cups of salt,
2NH3,
and an access to the lab for free!
On the fourth day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
4H2O,
3 cups of salt,
2NH3,
and an access to the lab for free!
On the fifth day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
5 test tubes full
of 4H2O,
3 cups of salt,
2NH3,
and an access to the lab for free!
On the sixth day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
6 strings of carbon,
5 test tubes full
of 4H2O
3 cups of salt,
2NH3,
and an accesss to the lab for free!
On the seventh day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
7 lumps of sugar,
6 strings of carbon,
5 test tubes full
of 4H2O,
3 cups of salt,
2NH3
and an access to the lab for free!
On the eighth day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
8 Bunsen burners,
7 lumps of sugar,
6 strings of carbon,
5 test tubes full
of 4H2O,
3 cups of salt ,
2NH3,
and an access to the lab for free!
On the ninth day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
9 special hot pads
for 8 Bunsen burners,
7 lumps of sugar,
6 strings of carbon,
5 test tubes full
of 4H2O,
3 cups of salt,
2NH3,
and an access to the lab for free!
On the tenth day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
10 major projects,
9 special hot pads
for 8 Bunsen Burners,
7 lumps of sugar,
6 strings of carbon,
5 test tubes full,
of 4H2O,
3 cups of salt,
2NH3,
and an access to the lab for free!
On the 'leventh day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
11 xenon headlights,
10 major projects,
9 special hot pads,
for 8 Bunsen burners,
7 lumps of sugar,
6 strings of carbon,
5 test tubes full
of 4H2O,
3 cups of salt,
2NH3,
and an access to the lab for free!
On the twelfth day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
12 atomic models,
11 xenon headlights,
10 major projects,
9 special hot pads,
for 8 Bunsen burners,
7 lumps of sugar,
6 strings of carbon,
5 test tubes full
of 4H2O,
3 cups of salt,
2NH3,
and an access to the lab for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
an access to the lab for free!
On the second day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
2NH3,
and an access to the lab for free!
On the third day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
3 cups of salt,
2NH3,
and an access to the lab for free!
On the fourth day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
4H2O,
3 cups of salt,
2NH3,
and an access to the lab for free!
On the fifth day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
5 test tubes full
of 4H2O,
3 cups of salt,
2NH3,
and an access to the lab for free!
On the sixth day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
6 strings of carbon,
5 test tubes full
of 4H2O
3 cups of salt,
2NH3,
and an accesss to the lab for free!
On the seventh day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
7 lumps of sugar,
6 strings of carbon,
5 test tubes full
of 4H2O,
3 cups of salt,
2NH3
and an access to the lab for free!
On the eighth day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
8 Bunsen burners,
7 lumps of sugar,
6 strings of carbon,
5 test tubes full
of 4H2O,
3 cups of salt ,
2NH3,
and an access to the lab for free!
On the ninth day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
9 special hot pads
for 8 Bunsen burners,
7 lumps of sugar,
6 strings of carbon,
5 test tubes full
of 4H2O,
3 cups of salt,
2NH3,
and an access to the lab for free!
On the tenth day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
10 major projects,
9 special hot pads
for 8 Bunsen Burners,
7 lumps of sugar,
6 strings of carbon,
5 test tubes full,
of 4H2O,
3 cups of salt,
2NH3,
and an access to the lab for free!
On the 'leventh day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
11 xenon headlights,
10 major projects,
9 special hot pads,
for 8 Bunsen burners,
7 lumps of sugar,
6 strings of carbon,
5 test tubes full
of 4H2O,
3 cups of salt,
2NH3,
and an access to the lab for free!
On the twelfth day of Science, my teacher gave to me:
12 atomic models,
11 xenon headlights,
10 major projects,
9 special hot pads,
for 8 Bunsen burners,
7 lumps of sugar,
6 strings of carbon,
5 test tubes full
of 4H2O,
3 cups of salt,
2NH3,
and an access to the lab for freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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Nice, but don't forget to use a boiling chip.
Funny, I don't remember the teacher talking about that. By the way, do you think other people will see this?
Kat, just giving you a bit of ribbing there. If I remember my various lab instructors correctly, anything which involved boiling needed that "boiling chip". Don't worry, I'm sure others will read your parody.
What is a boiling chip, anyway?
Hello? Is no one even bothering to take a look at this?
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hey thanks i love it you rule!!!!!! you made my day!!!!!
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