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Song Parodies -> "Sword I Want To Behead Christians"
Original Song Title:
"Lord I Want To Be A Christian"
Original Performer:
Traditional Hymn
Parody Song Title:
"Sword I Want To Behead Christians"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
As the Muslim Brotherhood and affiliated groups gain power in North Africa and the Middle East, this may become their theme song (if they allow music). I switched the second and fourth stanzas of TOS.
Sword I want, to behead Christians, thin and sharp, it will part;
Sword I want, to behead Christians, thin and sharp, it will part.
Thin and sharp, it will part,
Sword I want, to behead Christians, thin and sharp, it will part.
Mortal life they'll flee like breezes and depart, when I smart;
Mortal life they'll flee like breezes and depart, when I smart.
They'll depart, when I smart,
Mortal life they'll flee like breezes and depart, when I smart.
Wired, I want to blow my body in a church, mosque or mart;
Wired, I want to blow my body in a church, mosque or mart.
In a church, mosque or mart,
Wired, I want to blow my body in a church, mosque or mart.
Allah wants to see world government by laws more Islamic;
Allah wants to see world government by laws more Islamic.
Rule by laws of Shariah,
Allah wants to see world government by laws of Islam.
Sword I want, to behead Christians, thin and sharp, it will part.
Thin and sharp, it will part,
Sword I want, to behead Christians, thin and sharp, it will part.
Mortal life they'll flee like breezes and depart, when I smart;
Mortal life they'll flee like breezes and depart, when I smart.
They'll depart, when I smart,
Mortal life they'll flee like breezes and depart, when I smart.
Wired, I want to blow my body in a church, mosque or mart;
Wired, I want to blow my body in a church, mosque or mart.
In a church, mosque or mart,
Wired, I want to blow my body in a church, mosque or mart.
Allah wants to see world government by laws more Islamic;
Allah wants to see world government by laws more Islamic.
Rule by laws of Shariah,
Allah wants to see world government by laws of Islam.
Jews, Hindus, Buddhists and other infidels will not be overlooked.
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In lines 5, 6 & 8, I'd change "Mortal life" to "Mortal haunts" to match TOS better and to include those who get away.
BJM - Welcome to the Fatwah Club! I have no doubt that, when Shariah Law becomes global, we will be the first two executed. This is NOT what I meant when I said that I wanted to get "stoned". Nice job! ;D
Yes, OMR, and I'll bet that Google will help to find you and me!
In line 14 only, change "more Islamic" to "of Islam" for pacing.
In line 14 only, change "more Islamic" to "of Islam" for pacing.
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