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Song Parodies -> "Santa Claus is Coming in June"
Original Song Title:
"Santa Claus is Coming to Town"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Santa Claus is Coming in June"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
and some parody writers are writing about him in October
Oh, I couldn't believe my two bleary eyes
All-out attempt to commercialize
Santa Claus is coming in June
Forget about Halloween, oh my dear
Nick arrives earlier every year
Old SC is coming in June
If you don't know, you're sleeping
The garden section's gone
So if you're looking for plant food
Well you're out of luck, there's none
So, just take the twelve months
And rip em in half
Santa Claus always gets the last laugh
That's because he's coming in June
Candy canes red and little green fluff
Finding some vitamins now is tough
Santa Claus is coming in June
Can't go to him? They'll bring him to you!
Soon he'll be hogging July 4 too
Old SC is coming in June
The folks in con-su-mer Land
Are gonna bust a gear
You can't find your shampoo, man
And where is the underwear?
Oh! You better watch out, I'm tellin you why
Santa Claus is just bleeding us dry
Old SC is coming in June
All-out attempt to commercialize
Santa Claus is coming in June
Forget about Halloween, oh my dear
Nick arrives earlier every year
Old SC is coming in June
If you don't know, you're sleeping
The garden section's gone
So if you're looking for plant food
Well you're out of luck, there's none
So, just take the twelve months
And rip em in half
Santa Claus always gets the last laugh
That's because he's coming in June
Candy canes red and little green fluff
Finding some vitamins now is tough
Santa Claus is coming in June
Can't go to him? They'll bring him to you!
Soon he'll be hogging July 4 too
Old SC is coming in June
The folks in con-su-mer Land
Are gonna bust a gear
You can't find your shampoo, man
And where is the underwear?
Oh! You better watch out, I'm tellin you why
Santa Claus is just bleeding us dry
Old SC is coming in June
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Great stuff, Royce :-) Couldn't agree more (especially with your last triplet)... as it happens, I had something similar on the drawing board, but without enough of a song - the only bit I liked of mine was:
And now that it's November
And Santa will appear
But that ain't for Christmas just next month
It's for Chrissymas next year
And now that it's November
And Santa will appear
But that ain't for Christmas just next month
It's for Chrissymas next year
Why don't we just make every day Christmas Day? 555
no prob...my christmas lights are still up..funny tune..5s
Yeah, that old Huckster...I bet that beard is phony, too...5's ~ ~ ~
5s and what Alvin said. Mine are too.
Very clever spoof of a disturbing trend. I liked the "Con-su-mer Land" verse best.
Really liked this one Royce :)
Thanks for the comments.
Excellent, Royce. And the next Orwellian-commercial step might be to force the public to have electronic implants placed in their ears that will continuously play the holiday song "Sleigh Ride" year-round to keep 'em buying, buying, BUYING !!!
well done, well said, and pretty darn close to the truth. Where I live it's only October and already the Christmas decorations are on the shelves. 555 by the way
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