bubby the redneck texan
was a really ugly guy
and if you ever saw him
you would probly wanna die
(oh the horror!)

all of his trailer park buddies
were sadly bubbas only friends
but he was purdy 'frumiliar'
wit all of his forteen cousins

then one bright and starry night
bubba done proposed
he said "hey, aunt suzy lee,
please, please, please, please, marry me."

so they got hitched and had chilrens
the childrens had eleven toes.
you might of thunk them was normal
if you woulda pluged yer nose