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Song Parodies -> "A Slaying Song"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"A Slaying Song"
Parody Written by:
Douglas W. Coulter
The Lyrics
A look at anger managment
Driving down the road in my brand new SUV
someone cuts me off this enrages me
ram them from behind force them off the road
then they hit a tree and their car explodes
as I drive away just like nothing's wrong
suddenly I start to sing a silly road rage song
Oh jangled nerves jangled nerves breakdown on the way
hysterical reactions from a stressful hectic day
Oh jangled nerves jangled nerves breakdown on the way
hysterical reactions from a stressful hectic day
Dashing through a crowd in a psycotic episode
empty magazine stopping to reload
cars with sirens scream gumballs flashing lights
Oh what fun it is to sing a postal song tonight
Oh jangled nerves jangled nerves breakdown on the way
hysterical reactions from a stressful hectic day
Oh jangled nerves jangled nerves breakdown on the way
hysterical reactions from a stressful hectic day
someone cuts me off this enrages me
ram them from behind force them off the road
then they hit a tree and their car explodes
as I drive away just like nothing's wrong
suddenly I start to sing a silly road rage song
Oh jangled nerves jangled nerves breakdown on the way
hysterical reactions from a stressful hectic day
Oh jangled nerves jangled nerves breakdown on the way
hysterical reactions from a stressful hectic day
Dashing through a crowd in a psycotic episode
empty magazine stopping to reload
cars with sirens scream gumballs flashing lights
Oh what fun it is to sing a postal song tonight
Oh jangled nerves jangled nerves breakdown on the way
hysterical reactions from a stressful hectic day
Oh jangled nerves jangled nerves breakdown on the way
hysterical reactions from a stressful hectic day
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I thought you had a great idea here, maybe some extra words in the first stanza? But an overall good idea.
Makes me wanna write "Jangled Balls" about Darth Vaders "love" life (or Data in Star Trek) but I better restrain myself. Oh, and what Royce Miller said.
I used to write to offend. As a Marine my buddies were pretty hard to offend so I had to get really gross. Now I write to make a statement thats makes people think. I'm not worried about funny or meter but does it deal with a real issue of human nature.
I liked it, wish you did more (didja know there' s 4 verses?). 455
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