Al Gore, the f--ked up vice prez
Had some very shifty eyes
And if you ever seen them
You could tell the bastard lies

All of the left wing liberals
Talk of all the votes he had
The damn machines didn't count them
Because his holes still had their chad

Then one Friday we did see
The supreme court hear his case
Al Gore with your chad still in
Take this loss on your big chin

All the conservatives partied
Bush even had a beer or two
Al Gore the f--ked up loser
Find somebody else to SCREW !!!!