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Song Parodies -> "I Saw Mommy Kiss a Bar of Soap"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kiss a Bar of Soap"
Parody Written by:
Lillian Newman
The Lyrics
This is dedicated to all the soapmakers out here. You know who you are.
I saw mommy kiss a bar of soap.
I guess she got the swirl effect just right.
While dad watched her from the kitchen door
shaking his head and such a sight.
Mom just bought more of that fragrance oil.
I guess she had to have some more in stock.
The house smells like Stargazer Lily tonight.
See daddy wrinkling his nose!
I saw mommy kiss her soap tonight.
I guess it didn't separate or fail.
Perfectly square I guess she didn't have a care.
Tomorrow she'll put it up for sale!
I saw mommy kiss a bar of soap
I guess she got the swirl effect just right
while dad watched her from the kitchen door
shaking his head at such a sight.
I saw mommy kiss a bar of soap
I guess she got the swirl effect just right
while dad watched her from the kitchen door
shaking his head at such a sight.
I guess she got the swirl effect just right.
While dad watched her from the kitchen door
shaking his head and such a sight.
Mom just bought more of that fragrance oil.
I guess she had to have some more in stock.
The house smells like Stargazer Lily tonight.
See daddy wrinkling his nose!
I saw mommy kiss her soap tonight.
I guess it didn't separate or fail.
Perfectly square I guess she didn't have a care.
Tomorrow she'll put it up for sale!
I saw mommy kiss a bar of soap
I guess she got the swirl effect just right
while dad watched her from the kitchen door
shaking his head at such a sight.
I saw mommy kiss a bar of soap
I guess she got the swirl effect just right
while dad watched her from the kitchen door
shaking his head at such a sight.
http://www.thebestsoaps.com cause I like to make soap, lol
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Good gift Idea!
I guess you have to be a soapmaker to appreciate this. I sure do. I want to see more soap songs lillian, IF you can find the time!
Thanks for a smile
lolol I just read this, I'll have to upload some more stuff lol
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