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Song Parodies -> "Mary Had a Little Ham"
Original Song Title:
"Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Mary Had a Little Ham"
Parody Written by:
-Maria- NYC
The Lyrics
Mary had a piece of ham, piece of ham, piece of ham!
Mary had a piece of ham who's feet were white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went, mary went, mary went!
And everywhere that Mary went the ham were sure to go.
It followed her to the farm one day, the farm one day, the farm one day!
It followed her to the farm one day which was against the rules.
The teacher made her eat that ham, eat that ham, eat that ham!
The teacher made her eat that ham and mary also ate the mules.
HEY!
Mary had a piece of ham who's feet were white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went, mary went, mary went!
And everywhere that Mary went the ham were sure to go.
It followed her to the farm one day, the farm one day, the farm one day!
It followed her to the farm one day which was against the rules.
The teacher made her eat that ham, eat that ham, eat that ham!
The teacher made her eat that ham and mary also ate the mules.
HEY!
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