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Song Parodies -> "Here They Come Assailing"
Original Song Title:
"The Wassail Song"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Here They Come Assailing"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Written in 1996, targetting Newt Gingrich and his freshmen Republicans for their assault on the EPA and environmental protection programs
Here they come assailing
The programs that are green
Here they come to change the laws
Unfair as it may seem
They're the House G.O.P.
And they will assail thee
They will mess with you
And confirm all of your fears
And confirm for you all of your fears
Let's blast the Speaker of the House
Likewise, his freshmen crew.
They act like little children.
They'd like to stage a coup.
They're the House G.O.P.,
And they will assail thee,
They will mess with you,
And confirm all of your fears.
And confirm for you all of your fears.
The programs that are green
Here they come to change the laws
Unfair as it may seem
They're the House G.O.P.
And they will assail thee
They will mess with you
And confirm all of your fears
And confirm for you all of your fears
Let's blast the Speaker of the House
Likewise, his freshmen crew.
They act like little children.
They'd like to stage a coup.
They're the House G.O.P.,
And they will assail thee,
They will mess with you,
And confirm all of your fears.
And confirm for you all of your fears.
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