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Song Parodies -> "Satan Knows Me"
Original Song Title:
"Jesus Loves Me"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"Satan Knows Me"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
Satan Knows me! This I know,
Am a Democrat, you know
Deceitful ones to him belong,
Left ideology is all wrong!
Yes, Satan Knows me!
Yes, Satan chose me!
Yes, Satan loathes me!
But our numbers grow and grow!!!
Satan knows me! We who lie
Clintons, Obama DID connive
Pelosi and Liz Warren
Wasserman Schultz, those B-tches are IN!
Yes, Satan knows me!
Yes, Satan chose me!
Yes, Satan loathes me!
But our numbers grow and grow!!!
Satan knows me! Do his will,
Make America weaker still
Bernie Sanders- a crazy guy
Global Warming is a GREAT lie!
Yes, Satan knows me!
Yes, Satan chose me!
Yes, Satan loathes me!
We lie until exposed!!!
Satan knows me! And my ways
Lie to minorities, am not fazed
Neglect for the Vets and decency
Constitution means nought to me
Yes, Satan knows me!
As well as... Schumer, so nasty!!!
Let us burn in hell forever!
About as sinless as John Podesta!!!
Am a Democrat, you know
Deceitful ones to him belong,
Left ideology is all wrong!
Yes, Satan Knows me!
Yes, Satan chose me!
Yes, Satan loathes me!
But our numbers grow and grow!!!
Satan knows me! We who lie
Clintons, Obama DID connive
Pelosi and Liz Warren
Wasserman Schultz, those B-tches are IN!
Yes, Satan knows me!
Yes, Satan chose me!
Yes, Satan loathes me!
But our numbers grow and grow!!!
Satan knows me! Do his will,
Make America weaker still
Bernie Sanders- a crazy guy
Global Warming is a GREAT lie!
Yes, Satan knows me!
Yes, Satan chose me!
Yes, Satan loathes me!
We lie until exposed!!!
Satan knows me! And my ways
Lie to minorities, am not fazed
Neglect for the Vets and decency
Constitution means nought to me
Yes, Satan knows me!
As well as... Schumer, so nasty!!!
Let us burn in hell forever!
About as sinless as John Podesta!!!
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well yeah, there seems to be a lot of violence & hate from the supposed side of love & acceptance. your parody reminds me of a joke I read:
after the election, Hillary Clinton had a little talk with Satan:
Hillary: what happened? you told me I'd win the election!
Satan: you told me YOU had a soul!
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after the election, Hillary Clinton had a little talk with Satan:
Hillary: what happened? you told me I'd win the election!
Satan: you told me YOU had a soul!
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Chuck Schumer is a real pierce of sh*t. Right on!
Great Satan joke. You can't sell what you don't have. There is a right-wing expression SHTF (When the Schumer Hits the Fan).
Thanks guys!
Cool XD
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