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Song Parodies -> "Mow, Mow, Mow Your Lawn"

Original Song Title:

"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Mow, Mow, Mow Your Lawn"

Parody Written by:

Michael Pacholek

The Lyrics

A lot of lawns here in Central Jersey are starting to remind me of that beer commercial where the rappers get a flat in farm country, "a jillion miles out of the 'hood," and the nearest house is through a cornfield, and the frontman says, "Homey's gotta cut his grass!"
Mow, mow, mow your lawn.
Water with fine stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.
Keep it nice and green.

(In the round)
1: Mow, mow, mow your lawn.
2: Mow, mow, mow your lawn.
1: Water with fine stream.
3: Mow, mow, mow your lawn.
2: Water with fine stream.
1: Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.
3: Water with fine stream.
2: Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.
1: Keep it nice and green.
3: Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.
2: Keep it nice and green.
1: Mow, mow, mow your lawn.
3: Keep it nice and green.
2: Mow, mow, mow your lawn.
1: Water with fine stream.
3: Mow, mow, mow your lawn.
2: Water with fine stream.
1: Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.
3: Water with fine stream.
2: Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.
1: Keep it nice and green.
3: Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily.
2: Keep it nice and green.
3: Keep it nice and green.
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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0
Total Votes: 6

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
  1
  1
  
 2   0
  1
  0
  
 3   0
  0
  1
  
 4   1
  0
  0
  
 5   4
  4
  4
  

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Scorpio - June 17, 2006 - Report this comment
C'MON SING! DAMMIT, SING!
Red Ant - June 17, 2006 - Report this comment
5, 5, 5's the vote
For this simple song
for MP's parody, parody, parody
Time to move along
Whiskered Rooster - June 19, 2006 - Report this comment
423. Why such a low vote, you ask? Well, I ask myself why I'm voting such a low score to a parody titan myself. And then I look at the actual parody. The 4 for pacing comes from the connection between the words 'fine' and 'stream.' It just seems halting. If this thing had more lyrics, a single slip like this might not mar a 5 for pacing. Since you only have 4 lines, it does. Furthermore, your parody isn't doing anything. It just sits there. If it's about mowing, then where does the water come from? Isn't that hosing or watering? The canon thing is not original either, because it already exists in the original song. Voila a low vote. I want to add that I'm not trying to insult you. If I've insulted you in any way, feel free to shout at me.
Jason - June 21, 2006 - Report this comment
The "Water With Fine Stream" bit creased me up!!!!!!!!!

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