Oh, yes, I'm a fan of John Spencer
who starred when young with Patty Duke.
The British cuz, on her he had a crush.
But his drinking made it look like a fluke.

Oh, yes, I'm a fan of John Spencer
unable to save "L.A. Law."
Had jumped the shark
and he could not spark
revival of show past its awe.

Too real was his drinking, not make-believe.
Too real, and he'd feel, wrecked his health, can't conceal.
(Oh, oh, oh...)

Yes, I'm a fan of John Spencer
the Chief of the Staff on "West Wing."
The scripts, a breeze, and a big block of cheese.
An Emmy award he could sling.

Too real was the story of heart attack.
Unlike Leo, he is not coming back.
(Oh, oh, oh...)

Yes, I'm a fan of John Spencer.
He knew the way out of the hole.
He seemed to be a star on NBC.
But his past has now taken its toll.
I guess reruns have become my goal.
(Now... my... goal!)