Midget Harry:

Most people will stand much taller
Taller and bigger, than short little me
Yet,sometimes I'm glad that I am smaller
'Cause it's not all that bad, sexually..

Belly High, It's great here..
Near my love..I can play
Cozy close to where the fun is
Hip Hooray! Hip Hooray!

Belly High, eye level
And it's so Heavenly
She says "Harry, you mighty midget.
Come to me, come to me."

My own special hopes
My own special dreams
Bloom right before me
At eye level beams
Any night you'll find me
Where my eye meets the She
Here am I Her mighty midget
"Come to me, come to me."

Belly High,
Belly High,
Belly High,

Some nights I'm hiding, floating in the bathtub
My head sticking out like a tiny toy boat
Just blowing bubbles
I'm an outboard motor
Calling out teasingly,
"Come to me, here am I, come to me. "
Then, she comes and finds me
And my eye meets the She
"Here am I her special midget
Come to me, come to me."

Belly High,
Belly High,
Belly High