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Song Parodies -> "Weapons Of Mass Destruction"
Original Song Title:
"Some Enchanted Evening"
Original Performer:
Rogers & Hammerstein
Parody Song Title:
"Weapons Of Mass Destruction"
Parody Written by:
Rosano Brazi Mitsi Gaynor
The Lyrics
weapons of mass destruction
threats of imminent danger
and what's even stranger---
the link to 9/11,
but somehow we'll fool
the UN and then
we'll wage wars on terror
again and again.
Weapons of mass destruction,
program related activities,
Iraqi liberation
removing Saddam Hussein,
We'll lie and distort,
steal, torture and kill,
this Protestant Jihad,
is doing God's will.
Bush solo:
Who can explain it?
Who can tell you why?
Blair reads the papers
I DON"T EVEN TRY!
Weapons of mass destruction,
someone may be hiding
meanwhile we're deciding
whether to plant them there
Bush solo:
Dick Cheney's cocksure--
as he said to Blair:
"We've already found them
...we just don't know where."
Together:
The Iraqi Governing Council
will be forever loyal,
American corporations
will control the OIL!
threats of imminent danger
and what's even stranger---
the link to 9/11,
but somehow we'll fool
the UN and then
we'll wage wars on terror
again and again.
Weapons of mass destruction,
program related activities,
Iraqi liberation
removing Saddam Hussein,
We'll lie and distort,
steal, torture and kill,
this Protestant Jihad,
is doing God's will.
Bush solo:
Who can explain it?
Who can tell you why?
Blair reads the papers
I DON"T EVEN TRY!
Weapons of mass destruction,
someone may be hiding
meanwhile we're deciding
whether to plant them there
Bush solo:
Dick Cheney's cocksure--
as he said to Blair:
"We've already found them
...we just don't know where."
Together:
The Iraqi Governing Council
will be forever loyal,
American corporations
will control the OIL!
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Cower in fear before us, infidel! We own you leftard traitors and your phony causes. Got the receipt and everything.
I think that idea was kind of silly.
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