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Song Parodies -> "Skunkie the Reeking Reindeer"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Robert L. May
Parody Song Title:
"Skunkie the Reeking Reindeer"
Parody Written by:
Cactus Impersonator
The Lyrics
You know Dasher and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most infamous reindeer of all?
Skunkie the Reeking Reindeer
(reindeer)
Had a dick that really reeked
(like an unflushed toilet)
And if you ever smelt it
(you smelled his PENUS?!?)
In your pants you'd take a leak
(you pissed yourself?)
All of the other reindeer
(reindeer)
Used to shit themselves with fear
(that shit stinks!!!!)
They always let stinky Skunkie
(Skunkie)
Have the first of every year
(like let's party dude!)
Then one froggy Christmas Eve
Satan came to say
(roooooaaaarrrr!!!)
"Skunkie with your stench so foul
Guide these souls to me like an owl."
Then how the reindeer hated him
(hated him)
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
(PISS YOU!!!)
"Skunkie the Reeking Reindeer
(reindeer)
Have a real fuxxored new year!"
(like who threw the keg in the dump, man?)
And Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most infamous reindeer of all?
Skunkie the Reeking Reindeer
(reindeer)
Had a dick that really reeked
(like an unflushed toilet)
And if you ever smelt it
(you smelled his PENUS?!?)
In your pants you'd take a leak
(you pissed yourself?)
All of the other reindeer
(reindeer)
Used to shit themselves with fear
(that shit stinks!!!!)
They always let stinky Skunkie
(Skunkie)
Have the first of every year
(like let's party dude!)
Then one froggy Christmas Eve
Satan came to say
(roooooaaaarrrr!!!)
"Skunkie with your stench so foul
Guide these souls to me like an owl."
Then how the reindeer hated him
(hated him)
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
(PISS YOU!!!)
"Skunkie the Reeking Reindeer
(reindeer)
Have a real fuxxored new year!"
(like who threw the keg in the dump, man?)
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