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Song Parodies -> "Four Little Rules"
Original Song Title:
"Poor Little Fool"
Original Performer:
Ricky Nelson
Parody Song Title:
"Four Little Rules"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
1) no insider trading. 2) no greed) 3) don't lie to the feds 4) always tuck the ends of the bed in tight
the used to play around with stocks,
got a cell phone call
dump them quick or lose your socks,
Imclone's gonna fall,
four little rules, oh yeah
don't break the rules,
uh oh,
Uh oh, four little rules,
don't break the rules oh yeah
she had a billion dollars saved
retire in fantasy,
tried to save a million more,
sing sing now for she
four little rules, oh yeah
don't break the rules,
uh oh,
Uh oh, four little rules,
don't break the rules oh yeah
the next she got visited,
by the feds you see,
she told some little white lies to them,
now she's history,
four little rules, oh yeah
don't break the rules,
uh oh,
Uh oh, four little rules,
don't break the rules oh yeah
she said please folks remember,
no matter how this ends,
always tuck your bed sheets in,
tighter at the ends,
four little rules, oh yeah
don't break the rules,
uh oh,
Uh oh, four little rules,
don't break the rules oh yeah
got a cell phone call
dump them quick or lose your socks,
Imclone's gonna fall,
four little rules, oh yeah
don't break the rules,
uh oh,
Uh oh, four little rules,
don't break the rules oh yeah
she had a billion dollars saved
retire in fantasy,
tried to save a million more,
sing sing now for she
four little rules, oh yeah
don't break the rules,
uh oh,
Uh oh, four little rules,
don't break the rules oh yeah
the next she got visited,
by the feds you see,
she told some little white lies to them,
now she's history,
four little rules, oh yeah
don't break the rules,
uh oh,
Uh oh, four little rules,
don't break the rules oh yeah
she said please folks remember,
no matter how this ends,
always tuck your bed sheets in,
tighter at the ends,
four little rules, oh yeah
don't break the rules,
uh oh,
Uh oh, four little rules,
don't break the rules oh yeah
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3 of the 4 just for doing a Fifties song. Written by Sharon Sheeley, Eddie Cochran's girlfriend and the third, least-hurt person in the 1960 English car crash that killed Eddie and badly hurt Gene Vincent. You could also have called it "4 Simple Rules for Placating My Teenage Stockholder."
Well, Mr. Mikey - Why don't you jump on that opportunity? Simple tools for simple rules and really simple fools.
As opposed to your simple drool? And here, I thought I'd complimented the parody.
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