how much is that debt in California,
the democrats have told a big pile
how much is the debt in california,
a recall needs done in a while

I must take a trip to California
and spend cash to help them come out
I hope I don't trip upon the chins of
the lefties as they sit and pout

I read in the papers they have "bobbers"
but never had "sex with that girl"
but now we can have an oral office
when they talk I just want to hurl

I think what they've done is pretty stupid,
it started with bubba, and grew
lewinsky was on her knees like cupid,
she worked on his "staff" that is true

and now old Gray davis has a recall,
a once nice old man he has lied,
his popular vote is in a free fall
another left state has just died

how much is that debt in California,
the democrats have told a big pile
how much is the debt in california,
a recall needs done in a while