Hilarious. I hope this wasn't the voice of experience?

Urethra-burstingly funny! 555

Very funny! 555!

Heeheee...555!

perfectamoondoe!!!!!!!! I congradulate the parody king of this universe. You should get a trophy or something. Seriously:-]

I was going to look at comments when this title attracted me. :D Hmm....Pinnochio has a piece of wood too. I'll never hear this without thinkin 'piss upon a bar' lol 5's

the cuffs & police- do u know from experiance?

I H8 U IF U LIKE PP!

He has Eisners for urine. Mict. drinks for all. This one is a pissah!

Great job. Irony abounds. But lightning-fast cops? Firefighters yes, but cops, no.

"Interlewd". Heh heh. The parody whizz strikes again.

Good pissing, I mean pacing here. That said, I don't know, I guess I didn't find it as funny as everyone else, aside from the line: "Grab your legs and tackle you". 5-4-4

the sound you hear is disney spinning in his cryogenic chamber

Thanks very much, Red Neck Mother, Kristof, Jack, Arwen, kitkatbarr09, Adagio, marsbars, aoid, John Barry, Jay W, Claude Prez, 2nz, and Alvin.

No, this is not the voice of experience . . . I got the idea from an old joke about a guy who walks into a bar and makes a couple of bets with the bartender - he wins the two bets for about $5, and then he makes one more bet - he bets the bartender that he can stand up on the bar and piss into an empty beer mug on the other end of the bar. He bets the bartender $500 that he can pull this off - the bartender takes the bet, the guy stands up on the bar, and proceeds to pee all over the bar, all over the floor, all over everything except into the beer mug at the other end of the bar.......and when the bartender sees the guy losing the bet in such grand fashion, the bartender applauds and cheers! So the guy pays the bartender his winnings and leaves. A little later, the bartender notices another guy sitting at the bar, weeping and sobbing. "Hey, what's wrong buddy?" the bartender asks the crying man. The crying man looks up and says between sobs, "That guy who just left bet me $5,000 that he could piss all over your bar and you would clap and cheer!"

Johnny D - Well, this one won't stain your reputation any further, will it? Pace perfect & Funny = 5's across. Good joke, I heard a similar one that had a CEO of the bank pulling out his member to secure a huge deposit instead of a guy pissing all over the bar.

Thanks, Paul!

Wonderfully funny---laughing non-stop....and very singable too....reminds me of my submariner days in port.....fives across the board!

Thanks Rich!

Restoring vote and laughing!

Great one! Makes me want to think up a scene of Michael Eisner singing Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head!

My favorite beer parody so far! Also, it made me think of something I wish I had written a parody about last year. A swedish "Survivor" finalist went on a celebrity bartender tour all over Sweden, and made it his personal gimmick to stir drinks with his (censored). Really, true story, and he got away with, noone pressed charges because it was an "event" and the tabloid pretty much encouraged it (until they got tired of it and decided that he/it was yesterdays news). Let's just say I DO HOPE that he didn't go for both "shaken and stirred". I'd google out the pics if I thought anyone here was interested in seeing them, but I don't, so we'll leave it at that.

(ABC3W) Extremely funny, JD! 555

ABC3 - 555 bottles of beer on the wall.

(ABC3) Old Cliff Edwards is a-spinnin' in his ever-loving grave. Such hilarious indignity deserves a high ranking!

(ABC3W) One of the first parodies I ever read on Amiright...and one of the reasons I stuck around. Fabulous.

Gee, Officer Krupki, when you have to go you have to go!

(ABC3-W) Great matches throughout, as usual. I've never been piss-drunk, as it were, though this one time in Montreal a few of my friends puked in odd places - urinal, Burger King floor, and on the stage where the girls danced - hilarity did not ensue. I chose the sidewalk to do my business... funny joke above too, JD. 555

ABC3 - I'm glad I read this before I hit 18 or I would be p-ing on all sorts of bars. 5-5-5

I haven't been this drunk yet, even being in college, but it doesn't sound like fun.

(ABC) droll and cute JD - and I love some of your lines "Lightning-fast cops dressed in blue" just unfolded perfectly - 555

(ABC) This made me crack up, and the title sub has to be one of the best EVER. Number One in my book!

(ABC) I had a parody title for this before called "when you piss upon my car", but looks like you one-upped me. What a pisser. Nice work, Johnny.