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Song Parodies -> "Hey Big Ender"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Big Spender"

Original Performer:

Peggy Lee

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Big Ender"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

The moment you swung a hip joint
I could see you were a babe of seduction,
A real big ender
It's cookin'..your behind..
I'm sure I don't need to say what's goin' on in my mind..

Your "Vice" precedent makes me point
I don't drop my pork for every gal with sway
Hey, big ender !
Bounce your booty end my way..

Would ja' like to make love, love, love ?
How's about a few humps, bumps ?
You'd look good in a gin lime,
Let me buy you a gin lime..

Hey big ender !
Hey big ender !

The minute your hips flipped..my joint
Rose and rendered me a man of just-think-bun
Hey, real big ender
I'm lovin'..high heel shoes..
I'll get you that drink and make an offer you can't refuse

Your boobies come right to the point
In that satin sheath, you're all woman, I'd say..
Hey big ender !
Hey big ender !
Hey big ender !
Bounce your booty end my way

Downed your gin limes
Now for good times..

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metaphorsbwithu - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Peggy Lee rocks. Love smokey and sultry. Nice to see a view of the OS from the other side.
Timmy1000 - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Well done - really caught the feel of the OS - naughty, naughty
Guy - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Farce - The line:

"I'll get you that drink and make an offer you can't refuse"

Puts a whole new spin on the word "hit" than the wiseguys intend. So you like robust rumps there , huh? 5's for a spoof on a six.
Mark Scotti - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Could be a "DOUBLE" sided hit, coupled with my "Wide ways" from the other day! 555 pounds of fun!
Christie Marie M - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
What a way to "grind" this parody! Lusty and raunchy! I echo all comments above! 555's!
Fiddlegirl - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Tutti Booty! ;)
DivaLasVegas - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, . . . Please, drop a load of dimes on me . . .
John Barry - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
"Vice precedent!!!" I love it.
Sarah Palin - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
John Barry, alas, 'twas not to be... but I'm honored by AFW's tribute to one of my finer qualifications. Extremely well syllable-matched throughout. 555 for your ode to my buTT.
AFW - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, all..appreciate all the votes and funny comments..
alvin - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
this has ifs, ands AND butts...swingin'
adagio - August 31, 2009 - Report this comment
yea....naughty, naughty...butt nice. 5's

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