Song Parodies -> "The Scanner"

Original Song Title:

"Diana"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"The Scanner"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Imagine an internet romance via instant messaging - they have never met and the web cam is broken, she sings to him.......

No Will Young, you're getting old
Like a starling I am bold
I don't care just how they sway
Hell for leather, just don't spray
You and I can be so free
Let's clear up this mystery
Oh please - place it on the scanner

Stills I'll get when you send me post
Oh so daring, you've the most
I can't wait till I can see
On your scanner sent to me
Just make sure that you don't fart
Like when your web cam fell apart
Oh please - place it on the scanner

Oh so daring, under cover
What'd you mean, you scanned your mother?
Just make sure you don't fart
Ph-ut Ph-ut Ph-ut Ph-ut Ph-ut Ph-ut Ph-ut etc.
Oh oh phew! no just don't start
Only you can make this art
When you show me all your loving charms
Your pics'll be pressing all the right alarms
Bold - no snarling - oh press it tight
Freeze now baby - here comes the light
Oh please, place it on the scanner
Oh please - the scanner
Oh please - the scanner
Oh please - the scanner

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