Song Parodies -> "She's Got You - Goody!"

Original Song Title:

"She's Got You"

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Original Performer:

"She's Got You - Goody!"

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The Lyrics

I've got my Vera Wang wedding gown
Cost me thirty thousand when you made me your own
The whole Megillah
Cost a million and two
I've got the outfit, she's got you.

I've got the wedding rings that you gave to me
Platinum with diamonds worth five hundred G's
Tahitian pearls
From Noko Hu
I've got the jewels, she's got you.

I'm making blockbusters, she's having labor pains
Her movies are bombs
Her Oscar hopes are on the wane - meow!

I've got the limo we rode when we wed
You got the Jaguar, Ferrari instead
I've got the Rolls Royce
And Bentley, too
I've got these little things, she's got you.

I want to be "Friend"-ly in spite of it all
I may be alone
While it looks like you're having a ball - meow, hiss!

I've got the Lear jet where we honeymooned
I fly over the islands with those blue lagoons
I've got Bora Bora
And a new beau
She's got your children - hey! Why am I complaining?

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TJC - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Snarky n' fun... Angelina v. Jen?

Leo Keogh - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Was hoping to see a good old-fashioned cat fight at the Oscars this year, but alas it was not to be. Good job here . . .555's

AFW - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Great and humorous comparisons...I may be one of the few readers, who actually recall this old C/W classic..

littleCupCakes - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Lord 2-Ease, loved this Patsy ditty! No could sing like her . . the ~Torch of Emotion~ was so great! My PC fav: ~He Called Me Baby, All Night Long~ PS: There's an instrument that was used in the 40's & 50's that I no hear, that creates that sliding feeling that matches so well with her voice.

Invisible Boy - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment

I recall this OS as well. Very nice take here.
And...at least she's not bitter.
lCC...are you talking about a pedal steel guitar ?

2Eagle - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, TJC, yes and every Hollywood divorce. Don't forget Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. Thanks, Leo, I just want Jen to chill out and get on with her career. Thanks, AFW, I can't forget Patsy - she was great. Thanks, LCC, but how many songs did she sing about meltdowns? In one episode of The Simpsons Homer was committed to a mental hospital. Marge called the hospital and was put on hold to the tune of "Crazy" by Patsy Cline.

alvin - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment

great concept...love the 180 take on the OS

2Eagle - March 02, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin. 180 was my intention. You can see Patsy Cline videos on You Tube - and don't forget to watch the spoofs.

MadameNorCAL - March 03, 2009 - Report this comment

~He Called Me Baby All Night Long~ was about a different type of 'meltDown', Lord 2-Ease !

2Eagle - March 04, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Madame and Boy.

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