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Song Parodies -> "My Blue Sit-On"
Original Song Title:
"My Blue Heaven"
Original Performer:
Norah Jones
Parody Song Title:
"My Blue Sit-On"
Parody Written by:
Giorgio Coniglio
The Lyrics
This song acknowledges a recent gift. It might be seen as a followup to an earlier posting Canoeing Lesson.
When scupper-holes bail
No fear to capsize!
I’m stable in my new sit-on.
She’s plump but petite
Just measures nine feet
I’ve christened her “My Blue Heaven”.
I'’ll need a saddle-seat, a paddle, some repellent (-bug)
A type III vest to keep each vessel-rider snug.
Self-draining kayak -
Swift lift to roof-rack
Where I strap on “My Blue Heaven”.
A dolly to haul,
Don’t bring alcohol (chmmh!)
Boat-ramp to launch “My Blue Heaven”
Could have a fishin’-pole, small ice-chest on a tidal ‘crick’
And she won’t swamp in wake or surf – that’s quite a trick.
Where scupper-holes drain
Skip’s feeling no pain
Secure in his new blue sit-on.
I’ve got my cellphone in a baggy, I’m not gab-repressed
So while I’m damp and floating, I’ll 'yak-yack or text.
When my darling calls
That evening is nigh
I’ll be docking “My Blue Heaven”.
A neat gift for me
Just turned seventy
I’m happy with “My Blue Heaven”
Slap-happy in “My Blue Heaven”.
No fear to capsize!
I’m stable in my new sit-on.
She’s plump but petite
Just measures nine feet
I’ve christened her “My Blue Heaven”.
I'’ll need a saddle-seat, a paddle, some repellent (-bug)
A type III vest to keep each vessel-rider snug.
Self-draining kayak -
Swift lift to roof-rack
Where I strap on “My Blue Heaven”.
A dolly to haul,
Don’t bring alcohol (chmmh!)
Boat-ramp to launch “My Blue Heaven”
Could have a fishin’-pole, small ice-chest on a tidal ‘crick’
And she won’t swamp in wake or surf – that’s quite a trick.
Where scupper-holes drain
Skip’s feeling no pain
Secure in his new blue sit-on.
I’ve got my cellphone in a baggy, I’m not gab-repressed
So while I’m damp and floating, I’ll 'yak-yack or text.
When my darling calls
That evening is nigh
I’ll be docking “My Blue Heaven”.
A neat gift for me
Just turned seventy
I’m happy with “My Blue Heaven”
Slap-happy in “My Blue Heaven”.
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You should get together with that woman from Finland!
@Mariner: I use my vessel at the edge of the sea, but it's not really suitable for trans-Atlantic voyages. And my present state of health would make it a bit of a stretch. Otherwise, thanks for the idea. PS. Are you the Ancient Mariner?
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