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Song Parodies -> "Kurt"
Original Song Title:
"Hurt"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nine Inch Nails
Parody Song Title:
"Kurt"
Parody Written by:
Fack Sabbath
The Lyrics
I've nevermind myself today
To sing me 'In Bloom' tonight
I focus on his painless tantrums Forcing me to speak
The speaking disappears
I ain't Chad Channing
But I remember April 5
What did he become
My empire of toilet duck
Reading my own Nevermind
I ain't so much Kurt Cobain
If I start reading again
My own childhood now tonight
And if i'm Courtney Love
I will make youse Kurt
I wear my own L7 shirt
upon my Rollins Band
I take care of gunshot wounds
But I read it in my Newsweek
On my interstate love songs
I sing about it all
So, god shuffled his feet again
But sadly, not his 'Wonderwall'
As I had it before
My Ziggy Stardust from birth
Playing with my Playmobill toys when I heard Kurt Cobain died
Back when playing with things
was actually that good
Not what it's like now
Just a childish phase
If I can start again
Playing my Mellon Collie
And I used to have Britpop
Now I have death metal
Wear me out tonight
Likened my Turin Brakes
I will find my Dookie
To sing me 'In Bloom' tonight
I focus on his painless tantrums Forcing me to speak
The speaking disappears
I ain't Chad Channing
But I remember April 5
What did he become
My empire of toilet duck
Reading my own Nevermind
I ain't so much Kurt Cobain
If I start reading again
My own childhood now tonight
And if i'm Courtney Love
I will make youse Kurt
I wear my own L7 shirt
upon my Rollins Band
I take care of gunshot wounds
But I read it in my Newsweek
On my interstate love songs
I sing about it all
So, god shuffled his feet again
But sadly, not his 'Wonderwall'
As I had it before
My Ziggy Stardust from birth
Playing with my Playmobill toys when I heard Kurt Cobain died
Back when playing with things
was actually that good
Not what it's like now
Just a childish phase
If I can start again
Playing my Mellon Collie
And I used to have Britpop
Now I have death metal
Wear me out tonight
Likened my Turin Brakes
I will find my Dookie
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