Say, where did twenty-twelve go?
Stormed on through!
In—with Costa Concord’ia
Out—Mayans claim we’re through
Say, where did twenty-twelve go?
Fell off ‘cliff’—
Just like Baumgartner, 'Fiscal',
Gaza and hopes of Mitt

Recall Olympics o-pen-ing
While Arabs sprang a *sprong* in ‘Spring’
for freedom?
Then Phelps and Shuttles both retired
While Facebook stock and drought grew dire
Goodbye to E-den!

Say, where did twenty-twelve go?
Word is, Mac—
Though LeBron fin’lly won 'that' Ring
Hobbits stole it back

This year we rarely found rainbows
In PACS or pols of Mitt’s or O’s
Such spinning!
While Trump-n’-Eastwood rant-n’-raved
They crowned Ms. Lohan ‘Miss Behaved’
And Sheen’s *still* WIN-NING!

Say prayer: Next year is better
‘Twelve’s rebirth—
All hope died now that ‘Gangnam’ guy's
Overlord of Earth...

So pray ‘Thirteen arrives—a bet
‘Cause ‘pocolyptic ‘Twelve
ain’t
ov-
ver
yet!