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Song Parodies -> "Some Hair Over Her Main Hole"
Original Song Title:
"Somewhere Over The Rainbow"
Original Performer:
Judy Garland
Parody Song Title:
"Some Hair Over Her Main Hole"
Parody Written by:
Dee Range
The Lyrics
Some hair over her main hole
Shaved down low
Knees spread, just too much info
Britney's bared camel toe
From there out of that main hole
Came two tots
Plus those reams from the stars it seems
Like a parking lot
The world has looked into a star
As you were leaving from that car
Quite hairless
You wore no panties underneath
I saw roots of your wisdom teeth
And thought of Paris
Some hair over your main hole
Would be nice
Crabs now feel the cold wind blow
Crack house for homeless mice
We know you're such a hottie lass
Next picture please be of your ass
And fine t!ts
The pics are yours, it's up to you
But were they mine then pay-per-view
Is where you'd find it
Grow hair over your main hole
Live and learn
I'd have less of a strained pole
You'd have no razor burns
You let the little kiddies stare
Right up your main hole
Where...you bared... your wares
Shaved down low
Knees spread, just too much info
Britney's bared camel toe
From there out of that main hole
Came two tots
Plus those reams from the stars it seems
Like a parking lot
The world has looked into a star
As you were leaving from that car
Quite hairless
You wore no panties underneath
I saw roots of your wisdom teeth
And thought of Paris
Some hair over your main hole
Would be nice
Crabs now feel the cold wind blow
Crack house for homeless mice
We know you're such a hottie lass
Next picture please be of your ass
And fine t!ts
The pics are yours, it's up to you
But were they mine then pay-per-view
Is where you'd find it
Grow hair over your main hole
Live and learn
I'd have less of a strained pole
You'd have no razor burns
You let the little kiddies stare
Right up your main hole
Where...you bared... your wares
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At least it wasn't Judy Garland...
Outrageously outstanding...many very funny lines
screamingly and disgustingly funny...5s plus
I am laughing my pubes off!
"Crack house for homeless mice" LMAO! Excellent and twisted, as usual. 555+
as if we needed confirmation, Dee, here we finally have it - you and I are equally as sick as each other
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/jamesbaskett0.shtml
...although I never managed to come up with a "main hole/strained pole" couplet - LOL - 555
http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/jamesbaskett0.shtml
...although I never managed to come up with a "main hole/strained pole" couplet - LOL - 555
Red Ant, muchas gracias, amigo. Stu, thanks for the link. Just read it (6 months without web access sucks!) and absolutely cracked up. Another in a long long line of great Stuart McArthur parodies.
That was awesome! They should chnage the amiright part in your newer parodies' links to whatfreaks LOL
Thanks Jack, but I have much more explicit material for WhatFreaks LOL
Dee, you've a warped mind! Don't change :)
Peregrin, many thanks mate
Good lord! You really know how to push it right to the edge, Mr Range! This was, of course, hilarious...with that extra bit of "yeah!", because the OS is so sweet and innocent. 555+
Oh, btw...my security code for this is MUF...
Oh, btw...my security code for this is MUF...
Kristof, thanks mate...that security code "MUF" was hilarious...this is becoming quite a hilarious benefit in and of itself sometimes.
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