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Song Parodies -> "Sometime After the Rainbow"
Original Song Title:
"Somewhere Over the Rainbow"
Original Performer:
Judy Garland
Parody Song Title:
"Sometime After the Rainbow"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
Sometime after the rainbow
Things got dry
There was land, Noah saw it
He sent a bird to fly
Sometime after the rainbow
Skies turned blue
And the streams that you couldn't cross
They were civil, too
At night old Noah saw the stars
And said "I wish the rain was far behind me
I'm melting now from all these drops
I'm going below deck and flop
That's where you'll find me"
Sometime after the rainbow
Two by two
Critters got off the big ark
People all got off, too
It wasn't like an ocean cruise
They gladly put that hand-built boat behind them
They might have fought like cats and dogs
Cause they were floating just like logs
But they were fine, then....
Critters under the rainbow
Multiplied
Flourished under the rainbow
After the earth had dried
They all survived the big deluge
Now gators swim
And bluebirds fly
Things got dry
There was land, Noah saw it
He sent a bird to fly
Sometime after the rainbow
Skies turned blue
And the streams that you couldn't cross
They were civil, too
At night old Noah saw the stars
And said "I wish the rain was far behind me
I'm melting now from all these drops
I'm going below deck and flop
That's where you'll find me"
Sometime after the rainbow
Two by two
Critters got off the big ark
People all got off, too
It wasn't like an ocean cruise
They gladly put that hand-built boat behind them
They might have fought like cats and dogs
Cause they were floating just like logs
But they were fine, then....
Critters under the rainbow
Multiplied
Flourished under the rainbow
After the earth had dried
They all survived the big deluge
Now gators swim
And bluebirds fly
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And all the animals came in pairs except for the worms who came in apples. Nice one Royce.
Very enjoyable.
The Book of Royce 5:55
i love biblical parodies and this is very good...5s
Verily I say unto you Royce my child, do you know for sure how many of each species of animal I told Moses to put onto the Ark?
Verily I woof unto you Royce my Master, do you know for sure how many of each flavor of Milk Bone I hoped you would bring home from the store? BARK !
Another great pair-ody....555
Personally, I just feel bad that the unicorns had to be dumb and get in their last play time.
A pot o' gold at the end o' the rainbow for you. Did you know the dogs were Irish Setters?
No I didn't but if you hum a few bars I could probably rap it out. Is this a St Patty's day song?
But they just didn't see no unicorn....555
And the non-cruise ship is still sitting on Mt. Ararat in Turkey. Very well done, Royce.
There must have been Dinosours on the ark as well two of every animal and they gave birth while their 40 day and 40 night cruise lasted
There must have been snails on the ark too
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