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Song Parodies -> "The 300th of Scouting"
Original Song Title:
"The Twelfth of Never"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Mathis
Parody Song Title:
"The 300th of Scouting"
Parody Written by:
Duc4AmIRight
The Lyrics
Here is this song all about the 1951 "Beat the Clock" broadcast, featuring Roxanne, over 300 boy scouts and the cheering elephant.
You ask how much I need you, must I explain?
I need you, oh my darling, like elephants coming.
You ask how long I'll love you; I'll tell you true:
Until the 300th of scouting, I'll still be loving you.
Hold me close, never let me go.
Hold me close, meet Roxanne like elephants.
I'll love you till the you have to take a picture;
I'll love you till the scouting had to take the show.
I'll love you till the show is going to be destroyed,
Until the 300th of scouting and that's a long, long time.
Hold me close, never let me go.
Hold me close, meet Roxanne like elephants.
I'll love you till let's take your picture, Roxanne;
I'll love you till the the boy scouts were 300th.
I'll love you till the elephants is coming,
Until the 300th of scouting and that's a long, long time.
Until the 300th of scouting and that's a long, long time.
I need you, oh my darling, like elephants coming.
You ask how long I'll love you; I'll tell you true:
Until the 300th of scouting, I'll still be loving you.
Hold me close, never let me go.
Hold me close, meet Roxanne like elephants.
I'll love you till the you have to take a picture;
I'll love you till the scouting had to take the show.
I'll love you till the show is going to be destroyed,
Until the 300th of scouting and that's a long, long time.
Hold me close, never let me go.
Hold me close, meet Roxanne like elephants.
I'll love you till let's take your picture, Roxanne;
I'll love you till the the boy scouts were 300th.
I'll love you till the elephants is coming,
Until the 300th of scouting and that's a long, long time.
Until the 300th of scouting and that's a long, long time.
Special thanks to George & Germaine Briant. Also the greatest moment in TV & human history.
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