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Song Parodies -> "I Drink the Wine"
Original Song Title:
"I Walk the Line"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Johnny Cash
Parody Song Title:
"I Drink the Wine"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
I DRINK THE WINE
I have to listen every time you whine
I have to hear your belching when you dine
You’re like a pig that’s wallowing in slime
Because you’re mine..I drink the wine
I find it hard to say that I love you
Can’t stand the stench that’s coming from the loo
You keep the house like monkeys in a zoo
Because you’re mine, I pour the wine
As sure as shit, you watch a sport each night
You go to bars and get into a fight
I’ve given up hoping you’ll see the light
Because you’re mine, I buy more wine
You’ve been for years a big thorn in my side
I think our passion has just up and died
Been forty years since I became a bride
Because you’re mine, I chug the wine
I’m really drunk now, and I’m feeling fine
You’re looking better now that I’m half-blind
It’s how you make a hunk out of a swine
All of the time, I drink the wine
I have to listen every time you whine
I have to hear your belching when you dine
You’re like a pig that’s wallowing in slime
Because you’re mine..I drink the wine
I find it hard to say that I love you
Can’t stand the stench that’s coming from the loo
You keep the house like monkeys in a zoo
Because you’re mine, I pour the wine
As sure as shit, you watch a sport each night
You go to bars and get into a fight
I’ve given up hoping you’ll see the light
Because you’re mine, I buy more wine
You’ve been for years a big thorn in my side
I think our passion has just up and died
Been forty years since I became a bride
Because you’re mine, I chug the wine
I’m really drunk now, and I’m feeling fine
You’re looking better now that I’m half-blind
It’s how you make a hunk out of a swine
All of the time, I drink the wine
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This is obviously a duplicate, my bad. please ignore this one
Hi Rick--send an email to Chuck or drop a message in inthe00s.com to delete a dup (he does not do it often)
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