Tommy flies his toy airplane in the sky
But he has a puzzled look in his eye,
Cause he knows a secret and, of it, he must let go
So he tells Tickle Me Elmo:

I saw Mommy stuck to Santa Claus
Upstairs in her bedroom, with no light
While playin' with my toys
Thought I heard a funny noise
They're stuck tight like my girl dog,
Sometimes, gets with puppy boys..

Mommy saw me, and shoved old Santa Claus..
Kicked him hard beneath his beard, so white..
They must'a messed with super glue,
Like she always said not to..
'Cuz she sure stuck to Santa Claus last night..

When Mom saw me, she pushed off Santa Claus..
And kicked him where his peepee was in sight..
They must'a played with super glue,
Like Mom told me not to do..
Cuz' she sure stuck to Santa Claus last night..

Stuck real tight to Santa Claus last night..