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Song Parodies -> "Dad and Mommy kidnapped Santa Claus"
Original Song Title:
"I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Original Performer:
Jimmy Boyd
Parody Song Title:
"Dad and Mommy kidnapped Santa Claus"
Parody Written by:
Phil Alexander
The Lyrics
Dad and Mommy kidnapped Santa Claus,
After he came from my room last night!
There isn't any doubt
'Cause I spied him walk about
Across the landing, he went in
But only Dad came out
I know they must have kidnapped Santa Claus,
They hid him in the cupboard out of sight
What a nasty thing to do
They took all his presents, too
When Mom and Dad kidnapped Santa Claus last night
Dad and Mommy have killed Santa Claus,
After he had left his gifts last night!
I crept into their room
And saw amid the gloom
And empty suit of red that proves
That Santa's met his doom
Dad and Mommy have killed Santa Claus,
Reckon that they did it out of spite
Oh, constable, please stay
They're going to be locked away
'cause Mom and Dad killed Santa Claus last night!!!
'cause Mom and Dad killed Santa Claus last night!!!
After he came from my room last night!
There isn't any doubt
'Cause I spied him walk about
Across the landing, he went in
But only Dad came out
I know they must have kidnapped Santa Claus,
They hid him in the cupboard out of sight
What a nasty thing to do
They took all his presents, too
When Mom and Dad kidnapped Santa Claus last night
Dad and Mommy have killed Santa Claus,
After he had left his gifts last night!
I crept into their room
And saw amid the gloom
And empty suit of red that proves
That Santa's met his doom
Dad and Mommy have killed Santa Claus,
Reckon that they did it out of spite
Oh, constable, please stay
They're going to be locked away
'cause Mom and Dad killed Santa Claus last night!!!
'cause Mom and Dad killed Santa Claus last night!!!
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Warped. :-)
Yes Red, warped. There is something warped about this Phil Alexander guy. Nicely done, Phil. 555
Haha. No shit. Lol. Good parody. 555
The sad thing is... this could happen, a kid seeking out a constable about it I mean. :-)
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