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Song Parodies -> "Honks and Yells"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
James Pierpont
Parody Song Title:
"Honks and Yells"
Parody Written by:
Vernon Lintmere
The Lyrics
Something to sing while driving to Grandma's house, if you haven't run her over
Trashing off the road
in a three ton SUV
Over the fields we go
just like on TV;
There isn't any snow
We made it go away
O, what fun it is to know
it's summer every day!
O! What the hell, I might as well, drive just across the street!
The neighbors seem so far away,
Why should I use my feet, hey?
What the hell, you can't tell, I'll add a little heat!
With CO2 and gasoline,
Let the polar caps retreat!
Swerving in and out
I'm talking on the phone
Not sure what it's about
Don't want to be alone;
Oh, I didn't see you there
Your car is way too small
Let's hope you'll find a doctor's care
At the shopping mall!
O! Honk and yell, go like hell, out of my friggin' way!
O what fun to have the luck,
The world does what I say, hey!
Honk and yell, buy 'n sell, the guy on the radio says!
Someday I will have a truck
The size of all L.A
in a three ton SUV
Over the fields we go
just like on TV;
There isn't any snow
We made it go away
O, what fun it is to know
it's summer every day!
O! What the hell, I might as well, drive just across the street!
The neighbors seem so far away,
Why should I use my feet, hey?
What the hell, you can't tell, I'll add a little heat!
With CO2 and gasoline,
Let the polar caps retreat!
Swerving in and out
I'm talking on the phone
Not sure what it's about
Don't want to be alone;
Oh, I didn't see you there
Your car is way too small
Let's hope you'll find a doctor's care
At the shopping mall!
O! Honk and yell, go like hell, out of my friggin' way!
O what fun to have the luck,
The world does what I say, hey!
Honk and yell, buy 'n sell, the guy on the radio says!
Someday I will have a truck
The size of all L.A
copyright 2003vernonlintmere@hotmail
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Pacing's off in the first paragraph, but a good parody overall.
Hey Vernon - if you stop by to see how your song is doing, please give send me an e-mail at matt.mattlove1@gmail.com
Leonardo DiCaprio and Al Gore stranded in 5 feet of snow
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