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Song Parodies -> "Caffeine Mountain Dew"
Original Song Title:
"Mountain Dew"
Original Performer:
Irish Folk Music
Parody Song Title:
"Caffeine Mountain Dew"
Parody Written by:
okayokay
The Lyrics
An ode to how much caffeine Mountain Dew has in it.
Let coffee, Jolt, and espresso give a rush in every way
But give me enough of the caffeine stuff to make me hyper all day
And give to me the energy; keep me up past 2
Drink six in a zip in a great big sip of the caffeine Mountain Dew
Chorus: Hi-didddly di de dum diddy diddly die de dum diddly do di diddly di day (2x)
At the vending machine, every button I've seen
Is for Coke or root beer or Sprite
On a hot summer day I can plainly say
There's a 7-11 nearby
Heat fills the air, walk over there
Get a kick for me and you
My brain's going down but I will now drink a gallon of the mountain dew.
Chorus
Now down my throat go ten of those
To bring my caffeine high
The sweet caffeine that's yellow green, instead of lemon lime
No caffeine pills, they will make you ill and stop you from breathing too
So have a chug in a great big jug of the caffeine mountain dew.
Chorus
But give me enough of the caffeine stuff to make me hyper all day
And give to me the energy; keep me up past 2
Drink six in a zip in a great big sip of the caffeine Mountain Dew
Chorus: Hi-didddly di de dum diddy diddly die de dum diddly do di diddly di day (2x)
At the vending machine, every button I've seen
Is for Coke or root beer or Sprite
On a hot summer day I can plainly say
There's a 7-11 nearby
Heat fills the air, walk over there
Get a kick for me and you
My brain's going down but I will now drink a gallon of the mountain dew.
Chorus
Now down my throat go ten of those
To bring my caffeine high
The sweet caffeine that's yellow green, instead of lemon lime
No caffeine pills, they will make you ill and stop you from breathing too
So have a chug in a great big jug of the caffeine mountain dew.
Chorus
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