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Song Parodies -> "Reading the News"
Original Song Title:
"Singing the Blues"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Guy Mitchell
Parody Song Title:
"Reading the News"
Parody Written by:
Glynn Leaney
The Lyrics
READING THE NEWS
Well, I’ve never felt less like reading the news
I partied all night, and now full of booze,
No wonder, that I’m feeling this way.
Well, I’ve never felt less like going on air,
My head’s in a spin, and I couldn’t care
What’s happened; I just hate reading the news.
I don’t care if stars keep well away,
For all to leave would make my day,
There’s something now that I must do
And that’s to find the nearest loo (the nearest loo).
Now I never felt more like staying away
And feeling like this, well, I couldn’t stay
Much longer; you must go reading the news.
I don’t care if stars keep well away,
For all to leave would make my day,
There’s something now that I must do
And that’s to find the nearest loo (the nearest loo).
Now I never felt more like staying away
And feeling like this, well, I couldn’t stay
Much longer; you must go reading the news.
Well, I’ve never felt less like reading the news
I partied all night, and now full of booze,
No wonder, that I’m feeling this way.
Well, I’ve never felt less like going on air,
My head’s in a spin, and I couldn’t care
What’s happened; I just hate reading the news.
I don’t care if stars keep well away,
For all to leave would make my day,
There’s something now that I must do
And that’s to find the nearest loo (the nearest loo).
Now I never felt more like staying away
And feeling like this, well, I couldn’t stay
Much longer; you must go reading the news.
I don’t care if stars keep well away,
For all to leave would make my day,
There’s something now that I must do
And that’s to find the nearest loo (the nearest loo).
Now I never felt more like staying away
And feeling like this, well, I couldn’t stay
Much longer; you must go reading the news.
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