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Song Parodies -> "That's The Cue For Voodoo"
Original Song Title:
"Chattanooga Choo Choo"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Glenn Miller
Parody Song Title:
"That's The Cue For Voodoo"
Parody Written by:
Kristof Robertson
The Lyrics
Ordinary, everyday conflict resolution ain't ever this fun!!!
When I'm annoyed
I tell ya, that's the cue for voodoo
Takes just one pin
To get right under your skin
Rivals destroyed
Hey, that's a better use for voodoo
Rituals enjoyed
I'm keeping zombies employed!
I get a really frisky chicken and I bite off its head
Chant for 'bout an hour and commune with the dead
Time to get the wife in
Dancin' with a python
With my little doll, I'll have your fat ass jivin'!
When some stupid f***er cuts you up in his car
You can make him suffer without leavin' a scar
When the weather's sultry
Sacrifice some poultry
Voodooshake your juju; you'll go far!
There's gonna be
A lot of fun down on the bayou
People I hate
Soon won't be feelin' too great
Don't be a jerk
You never know what voodoo guy could do
That cat, he wouldn't shoot you..
He's got juju for you!
Cat, he wouldn't shoot you..
He's got juju for you!
I tell ya, that's the cue for voodoo
Takes just one pin
To get right under your skin
Rivals destroyed
Hey, that's a better use for voodoo
Rituals enjoyed
I'm keeping zombies employed!
I get a really frisky chicken and I bite off its head
Chant for 'bout an hour and commune with the dead
Time to get the wife in
Dancin' with a python
With my little doll, I'll have your fat ass jivin'!
When some stupid f***er cuts you up in his car
You can make him suffer without leavin' a scar
When the weather's sultry
Sacrifice some poultry
Voodooshake your juju; you'll go far!
There's gonna be
A lot of fun down on the bayou
People I hate
Soon won't be feelin' too great
Don't be a jerk
You never know what voodoo guy could do
That cat, he wouldn't shoot you..
He's got juju for you!
Cat, he wouldn't shoot you..
He's got juju for you!
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a bit of voodoo might come in handy around SOTM time, Kristof - "You can make him suffer without leavin' a scar" sounds pretty tempting to us lesser parodists - 555
"lesser parodists"? C'mon, McArthur; pull the other one! If I rightly remember, someone with a name not unlike yours won SOTM a short while ago....thanks for the vote, mate!!
this is an absolute beaut, by far, my favorite of the day...excellent
You remind me of the man. What man? The man with the power. What power? The power of voodoo. Who do? You do. I do what? Remind me of the man. . . . What Alvin said.
Wild and funny...Bites chicken head...that wouldn't be Ozzie, would it? ....fives
Funny stuff, KR...but I swear that if I ever cut you off in traffic, it will be because I'm trying to get your attention...
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