What makes a salesman successful,
An actor find parts?
What makes the girlfriends more "yes-ful"
In giving their hearts?
It's not the weather, shoe leather,
Or style comin' through..
(It's) flashin' thirty-two

What makes a dentist resent us,
Can't show off his pride
How does a waitress who's date-less
Draw guys to her side?
It's not the tan or her manner
That brings on the crew..
(It's) flashin' thirty-two

Moony..Clooney,
George knows how to make
The women swoony..
Pill-like, thrill-like..
Makes widows spring for..high priced funerals

What caps a photo and pleases,
When cheese is the word?
What turns a geek guy to sleek guy,
No longer a nerd?
What's really something, the one thing
That makes dreams come true..
(It's) Flashin' thirty-two

So flair a dimple, it's simple
As red white and blue..
Flash your thirty-two

Flash your thirty-two