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Song Parodies -> "A Rollicking Band of Perverts We"

Original Song Title:

"A Rollicking Band of Pirates We"

Original Performer:

Gilbert and Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"A Rollicking Band of Perverts We"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

This is a contribution to Stuart McArthur's project, "The Pirates Who Penstanzas".
[ Lewd Submitters: ]

A rollicking band of perverts we,
Who, tired of watching "Pay T.V.",
Are trying their hand at some parodies
Of pornographic stories!

[ Stuey-Poo: ]

Hush - hush!
They've logged-on
King Chuck-y's Am-i-Right!

With mouse-ly clicks the per-verts are now in sight!

[ Lewd Submitters: ]

We are now writing our you-know-what!
Let General Johnny now rebut,
If he is able, our filthy smut,
'bout General Johnny's whoring!

[ Stuey-Poo's Squadron: ]

If he is able their --

[ Lewd Submitters: ]

FILTHY SMUT!

If he is able our --

[ Stuey-Poo's Squadron: ]

FILTHY SMUT!

[ All together: ]

If he is able their/our filthy smut,
'bout General Johnny's whoring!

[ Stuey-Poo: ]

They post porn-o, with filthy pride!
Our Zone (A)'larm Pro will now --- us hide!

[ Stuey-Poo's Squadron: ]

Porno, porno!
Porno, porno!
Porno, porno!
Porno, porno!
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Stuart McArthur - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha, way to go, JD! - the plot thickens
alvin rhodes - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
i keeled over with laughter
Stray Pooch - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Alvin, one more pun like that and we'll seek a penalty, fifty-fold! Johnny: For the rest of my life I will now think of Kevin Kline as the pervert king. Which someone shall have to now write, I suppose. But to quote Ms. Doolittle from another musical "It won't be done by me!" 555
Paul Robinson - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, DKTOS again, but I loved the read once more...of course my only disappointed was not being specifically mentioned...boy, it's just not my day for 2nd-hand promotion ~ ~ ~
Johnny D - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Stuart, alvin, Stray Pooch, and Paul!
Michael Pacholek - July 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Gives a whole new meaning to "a room full of monkeys."
Leo Jay - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Great stuff, Johnny D!

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