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Song Parodies -> "Back To the Paddle Again"
Original Song Title:
"Back In the Saddle Again"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Gene Autry
Parody Song Title:
"Back To the Paddle Again"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
A new kink for an old song.
I'm back to the paddle again
Cause this old man needs the pain
He makes trouble in the streets
He tells big lies and he cheats
Back to the paddle again
Spankin' his tail once more
Gonna beat him till he's sore
He deserves it every night
I'm his mistress, always right
Back to the paddle again
Whapity-ee-yow!
Lick my feet now!
Or you'll get the paddle again
Whapity-wah-hoo
One more for you!
Getting' the paddle again
I'm back with the paddle again
Leaving my mark on your end
You'll obey, you little worm
Or I'll leave a mark that's perm
Back to the paddle again
Thanks, come on back once again
Our next appointment's at ten
Then we'll try my new whip
Oh, and thanks for the tip
Whacked with the paddle again
Whapity-yee-ouch!
Gotta get a new couch
And a new paddle again
Whapity-wah-hoo!
My gift to you
Back to the paddle again
Cause this old man needs the pain
He makes trouble in the streets
He tells big lies and he cheats
Back to the paddle again
Spankin' his tail once more
Gonna beat him till he's sore
He deserves it every night
I'm his mistress, always right
Back to the paddle again
Whapity-ee-yow!
Lick my feet now!
Or you'll get the paddle again
Whapity-wah-hoo
One more for you!
Getting' the paddle again
I'm back with the paddle again
Leaving my mark on your end
You'll obey, you little worm
Or I'll leave a mark that's perm
Back to the paddle again
Thanks, come on back once again
Our next appointment's at ten
Then we'll try my new whip
Oh, and thanks for the tip
Whacked with the paddle again
Whapity-yee-ouch!
Gotta get a new couch
And a new paddle again
Whapity-wah-hoo!
My gift to you
Back to the paddle again
What a tangled web we weave....
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Bare his broad and oil that child.
I won't even ask, Guy.
Rick, I liked this one. :D
Rick, I liked this one. :D
I think he meant "Spare the rod and spoil the child".
Well, as the author of "Tall Scary Heels And Leather", I feel compelled (oh yes, yes, uh, UNH, YES!!) to give a 5-5-5 to this masterpiece of orgasmically delightful spankage.
All the way thru I was wonderin' why the pacing didn't fit Aerosmith... ;-D
This is one of those that sneaks up on you and catches you with your pants down. 555 yee-haws, Rick!
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