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Song Parodies -> "He’s Got These Jerks On His Strings"
Original Song Title:
"I've Got The World On A String"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"He’s Got These Jerks On His Strings"
Parody Written by:
VU & DJ
The Lyrics
He’s got these jerks on his strings
Dancing and bowing low
Pulls the strings and they say “Yessir”!
He tells them what to like, they’re in love
Orders these dogs when to slink
And they’re kowtowing low
Any time he moves his fingers
Suckup creeps for this freak are in love
They are such dutiful things
To master holding the strings
They’re bending down and crawling low
Lapdogs that fetch when he says so
He’s got these jerks that can’t think
Treachery’s all they know
Pulls the strings and they say “Yessir”!
He tells them when/what to lie, they’re in love
They are such dutiful things
To killer holding the strings
Lowers strings to make ’em bend low
Lackeys a pair will never grow
He’s got these jerks on his strings
He orders them, they go
At once to do what he’s bidding
Thug-led jerks
Are telling his lies
This lout’s one of their loves
Dancing and bowing low
Pulls the strings and they say “Yessir”!
He tells them what to like, they’re in love
Orders these dogs when to slink
And they’re kowtowing low
Any time he moves his fingers
Suckup creeps for this freak are in love
They are such dutiful things
To master holding the strings
They’re bending down and crawling low
Lapdogs that fetch when he says so
He’s got these jerks that can’t think
Treachery’s all they know
Pulls the strings and they say “Yessir”!
He tells them when/what to lie, they’re in love
They are such dutiful things
To killer holding the strings
Lowers strings to make ’em bend low
Lackeys a pair will never grow
He’s got these jerks on his strings
He orders them, they go
At once to do what he’s bidding
Thug-led jerks
Are telling his lies
This lout’s one of their loves
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