Song Parodies -> "Mr. Sucks Ass"

Original Song Title:

"Mr. Success"

Original Performer:

"Mr. Sucks Ass"

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The Lyrics

Really liked the title, wasn't sure who it should be about. Then I got stuck behind some moron with his cruise control in the passing lane and the damn thing practically wrote itself. Oh, this is Claude Prez btw...long story
DKTOS

When I cause a big jam
I do not give a damn
I will not let you pass
Cause I’m Mr. Sucks Ass

I take hold of the wheel
I’m a really big deal
I don’t like to drive fast
I am Mr. Sucks Ass

You know, it doesn’t worry me, man
Won’t let you hurry me, man
I’ve got all freaking day
You may have places to be
But this ain’t the Grand Prix
For the next couple hours I’ll be in your way

Don’t mind me
I'm completely carefree
Take your foot off the gas
Cause I’m Mr. Sucks Ass

And you can honk on your horn
I'm up here wankin' to porn
We’ll both get there someday
You may be late for your biz
But the important thing is
I can still drive while makin' souffle

Don’t mind me
Wait til I have to pee
There’s no need to be stressed
On my road you’re a guest

Cause with you little peon in my rear view mirror
I do not give a crap how close you may appear
Cause you can’t pass — Mr. Sucks Ass!

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Matthias - December 01, 2017 - Report this comment

This is fantastic as well Claude! I'm not sure which of the two I liked better by you today. I'm a huge geek so I LOVE the Hulk but I deal with these kind of people every other day if I'm lucky PLUS there are so many funny ideas in here such as making a souffle while driving and wanking to porn plus his whole snotty stuck up attitude really seals the deal for me. Great job!

Agrimorfee - December 01, 2017 - Report this comment

Another sucksassful...oops, sorry, *successful* parody!

Jeff Reuben - December 01, 2017 - Report this comment

A Room Full Of Monkeys, how I've missed ye! I got stuck behind this guy on the way to work this morning.

Peter Andersson - December 01, 2017 - Report this comment

There's a "road to success" joke in this comment, or behind it.

Medemia - December 01, 2017 - Report this comment

This is so my daily commute. An hour and 15 minutes at least for a 35 mile drive. Others have it worse, I guess. I do wonder if I'm this driver though sometimes. Great job on this.

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