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Song Parodies -> "Use Duct Tape"
Original Song Title:
"Cheek To Cheek"
Original Performer:
Frank Sinatra
Parody Song Title:
"Use Duct Tape"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
(Little Boy)
Trouble
I’m in Trouble
I played with a match and I set flame to the drapes
What will mom do when she sees it’s bad misshape?
There is just one answer and that’s to use Duct Tape
(Superman)
Trouble
I’m in Trouble
I can’t seem to find my hero mask or cape
But just I can’t let that a*shole Lex escape!
So instead of mask I think I’ll use Duct Tape
(Spokesperson)
Yes, If pictures you need mounting
Or to bandage your bad scrapes
If you’re in a jam and need some help
Then my friend, here, use Duct Tape
Repairing is its mission
Even helped Severus Snape
It fixed his wand, cauldron and such
It’s magical, Duct Tape
Stick with me
I’ve got a roll. How ‘bout you?
Just toss the old glue
It’s Duct Tape’s debut
No Trouble
It’s No Trouble
Don’t wander round using thumbtacks like an ape
The stuff can even help you peal grapes
So come down to Low’s buy yourself Duct Tape
Trouble
I’m in Trouble
I played with a match and I set flame to the drapes
What will mom do when she sees it’s bad misshape?
There is just one answer and that’s to use Duct Tape
(Superman)
Trouble
I’m in Trouble
I can’t seem to find my hero mask or cape
But just I can’t let that a*shole Lex escape!
So instead of mask I think I’ll use Duct Tape
(Spokesperson)
Yes, If pictures you need mounting
Or to bandage your bad scrapes
If you’re in a jam and need some help
Then my friend, here, use Duct Tape
Repairing is its mission
Even helped Severus Snape
It fixed his wand, cauldron and such
It’s magical, Duct Tape
Stick with me
I’ve got a roll. How ‘bout you?
Just toss the old glue
It’s Duct Tape’s debut
No Trouble
It’s No Trouble
Don’t wander round using thumbtacks like an ape
The stuff can even help you peal grapes
So come down to Low’s buy yourself Duct Tape
Tape is a tricky word to rhyme after awhile.....
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i laughed so hard it brought tears to my ducts...where's that tape at ?
Funny stuff (`rolls` on floor laughing...). You sure you`re not... Matguivas?
This is gonna be stuck in my head all day.
I'm agape at your rape of duct tape.
I liked the Snape reference... lol... 5-5-5
he he
I fix everything with it, too (though we call it Gaffer Tape over here... but that wouldn't scan)
(Decathlon 2.0) Everything in life can be solved with duct tape. I learned that from Freefall. Great job, Stove!
(dec2) lol for your postcomment matty - yes after exhausting "cape" what do you do? - you managed admirably though, and great OS to use - although duct-tape is so cool it just sells itself - 555
(Decathlon) This sure held together!
*stands up and applauds* If you can't fix it, DUCT IT, baby! That's right!!
(DEC 2.1) After catching ducks with ductape, and chickens with chicken wire, I'm now looking for some pussy willow. ;-) Well done, Matty. 555
Decathlon...I especially loved your lament at the end about finding words to rhyme with tape...hee hee! This was fun and made me smile, Matthias!
(Decathlon2) I thought the idea was an interesting target, but to I can't say it was among my favorite Matthias parodies. . .Cheek to Cheek stresses it's syllables too differently from yours, which made it a bit odd to try and sing a long to. I like the idea, but perhaps to a different song.
( Dec2: Electric Boogaloo) Had to go to your page to get to this,no problem with that though,5s)
Agrimofree took my comment (serves me right for waiting). Well done!
DEC 2.1- Ah, good ol' duct tape. Is there anything it can't do? Kudos on finding so many interesting rhymes with tape. Good stuff, Matthias!
(ABC4U)
Is there a recording of this one? I'd love to tape it. My Dad was a firm believer in tape, especially duct tape. If it couldn't get fixed with tape it usually stayed broken.
Is there a recording of this one? I'd love to tape it. My Dad was a firm believer in tape, especially duct tape. If it couldn't get fixed with tape it usually stayed broken.
(ABC4) Still holds up.
(ABC4-U) Woah, I read this one before? But then that was all of last year...still ingenious!
The video link on the messageboard goes to "Whiter Shade of Pale" instead of this song... doesn't help that my internet connection is running pitifully slow at the moment either. As a free read, I liked this parody, and there wee some pretty good lines within it.
(ABC) Well, see my above comment Matty, I know you used this one as a matter of entering, still feel this was not amongst your better works. . .
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