al franken had a need, but not plankin'
was it exactly, but gropin'
was what was al's misdeed
a showman at one time was he
a reporter in the mideast
he's groping and used tongue, but not to feast

so what does he do at time to reply?
says assaulters he can't abide
so al had better look inside
and admit that he is one of those guys
al franken had a need, he needs spankin'
but not the monkey for gropin'
that's what was Al's misdeed

al franken made a plea after crankin'
on those mammaries, once gropin'
while he's in the mideast
the woman now reveals that he
forced open and went past her teeth
with probin' tongue that went south but not east

so what are they gonna do with this guy?
think that they’ll make him say bye-bye?
will they even give it the college try?
most are guessin' that he'll skate right by

al franken did a deed, any spankin'
just a wrist slap, he's like gropers
such as Clinton who went free