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Song Parodies -> "Return The Blenders"
Original Song Title:
"Return To Sender"
Original Performer:
Elvis Presley
Parody Song Title:
"Return The Blenders"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
I knew a couple at a wedding,
heard them say yes I do,
but later on I saw the giftes there,
and I knew just what they'd do
they'd have to do it..
return the blenders,
so overblown,
we have such numbers
this just blows
we had a table, a box with slat,
we'd hoped for cash,
so now these mixers are going back
so they went out to the walmart,
turned in twenty three,
the clerk was silly laughing,
said "same thing happened to me"
they'd have to do it..
return the blenders,
so overblown,
we have such numbers
this just blows
we had a table, a box with slat,
we'd hoped for cash,
so now these mixers are going back
next time, I'm gonna write it myself
and make it crystal clear
if I ever get married again,
just give cash or beer,
they'd have to do it..
return the blenders,
so overblown,
we have such numbers
this just blows
we had a table, a box with slat,
we'd hoped for cash,
so now these mixers are going back
heard them say yes I do,
but later on I saw the giftes there,
and I knew just what they'd do
they'd have to do it..
return the blenders,
so overblown,
we have such numbers
this just blows
we had a table, a box with slat,
we'd hoped for cash,
so now these mixers are going back
so they went out to the walmart,
turned in twenty three,
the clerk was silly laughing,
said "same thing happened to me"
they'd have to do it..
return the blenders,
so overblown,
we have such numbers
this just blows
we had a table, a box with slat,
we'd hoped for cash,
so now these mixers are going back
next time, I'm gonna write it myself
and make it crystal clear
if I ever get married again,
just give cash or beer,
they'd have to do it..
return the blenders,
so overblown,
we have such numbers
this just blows
we had a table, a box with slat,
we'd hoped for cash,
so now these mixers are going back
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So true! I'm setting my blender on 555 for you.
Blenders stink. 5s
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