Oh-oh
It's a false farce
Oh-oh

Why do humans lie? It will not stop
Ev'rywhere you'll find grifters with Grade-A bullplop
False, false farce, farthest from truth (oh-oh)
They won't make you richer, buddy, just them, it's true (no, no, no, no, no)

But I know it's bollocks, ev'ry word a lie
He's a clown in a gown who could be high
Can't trust this man to deliver us, no, oh no, no, no
Don't trust in what this asshole says
He just wants your dough to line his bed

False, false farce, farthest from truth (oh-oh)
From date tips to crypto, buddy, knows jack-all, true (no, no, no, no, no)

'Cause I know it's bollocks, ev'ry word a lie
Ev'ry shout he gives out's bullshit, I try
To block his crap from my brain, hate this dope, oh no, no, no (no, no, no, no, no)
Temptin' to debunk all his shit
But it's not worth all the harassment

False, false farce (oh-oh), farthest from truth
Just block and ignore it, buddy (oh-oh), 'cause he's a douche (no, no, no, no, no)

I'm sick of his bollocks, ev'ry word a lie
Not a doubt in my brow he's full of shite
It's all a scam to fleece drunks of their dough, oh no, no, no (no, no, no, no, no)
Don't tell me there's no harm in it ('cause I know it's bollocks, ev'ry word a lie)
Ev'ry shout he gives out's bullshit, I try
Breakin' the minds of so many kids (to block his crap from my brain, hate this dope, oh no, no, no)
Oh, no, no, no (no, no, no, no, no)

Real harm (oh-oh), real harm
Real harm (oh-oh), real harm (no, no, no, no, no)