Just this September Chris, Madonna, Britney kiss.
Guys weren't in short supply,
The funny mental things they try, on prime time live.
So what you gonna do, they swapped some spit for you.
My my they are not shy,
Into your house they bring these things, on prime time live.

Spoon tight lip lock on, are they gay or straight?
Is this just fashion, lunacy or fate?
Was this their plan, and will they co-relate?
It seems both ways they fly.

Is this some new love story, or girls just actin' whorey?
Just watch the ratings fly.
They are on all the tabloid covers, and prime time live.

So just remember this, when three girls share a kiss,
You don't have to ask why,
The experimental things they try, on prime time live.
They did it right on cue, they're lips were stuck like glue,
Those rating went so high.
They splatter on your screen these things, on prime time live.