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Song Parodies -> "Never Smile At Simon Cowell"
Original Song Title:
"Never Smile At A Crocodile"
Original Performer:
Disney Songs
Parody Song Title:
"Never Smile At Simon Cowell"
Parody Written by:
Monstermaster13
The Lyrics
Here's a little cautionary tale to you x-factor/britain's got talent hopefuls out there.
Never smile at Simon Cowell
No, you can't get friendly with Mr Simon Cowell
Don't be taken in by his charming grin
He's imagining how bad it is when you sing.
Never smile at Simon Cowell.
Never try to sing or he'll just scowl.
Don't speak, don't sing, do not dance.
Don't say a word and never smile at Mr Simon Cowell
You may think that you can sing.
But that won't impress him.
If you're thinking about trying to impress him.
You might as well as forget it.
And that's why you should:
Never smile at Simon Cowell
No, you can't get friendly with Mr Simon Cowell
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how bad it is when you sing.
Never smile at Simon Cowell.
Never try to sing or he'll just scowl.
Don't speak, don't sing, do not dance.
Don't say a word and never smile at Mr Simon Cowell
No, you can't get friendly with Mr Simon Cowell
Don't be taken in by his charming grin
He's imagining how bad it is when you sing.
Never smile at Simon Cowell.
Never try to sing or he'll just scowl.
Don't speak, don't sing, do not dance.
Don't say a word and never smile at Mr Simon Cowell
You may think that you can sing.
But that won't impress him.
If you're thinking about trying to impress him.
You might as well as forget it.
And that's why you should:
Never smile at Simon Cowell
No, you can't get friendly with Mr Simon Cowell
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin
He's imagining how bad it is when you sing.
Never smile at Simon Cowell.
Never try to sing or he'll just scowl.
Don't speak, don't sing, do not dance.
Don't say a word and never smile at Mr Simon Cowell
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