Does this mean that, if Britney were truly a Brit (and I apologize to Her Majesty and all her subjects for suggesting that), that she would've been Skanky Spice?

funny as hell and true...love the visual aids...5s

Hard to imagine 'Britney' actually being British, Michael...even her manufactured persona is hard-wired 'American Pop Tart'. alvin, well in the OS hand and body movement are integral to the story so I figured this just doesn't work without doing a parody sub for those, too...to be a little corny here, 'Amiright' or not? lol...Thanks!

Hehehe lolol! This cracks me up, Paul! 5's

Thanks, Adagio...yeah, my favorite Children's Song now...lol...

Brilliant ^_^

Thank you, Jack ~ ~ ~

:-D ...you know, Paul, I can almost see you practising this in front of the mirror to see if it works ;-)

Very creative on the dance move lines in brackets, and it also assures that one will have to read this at least twice to catch everything. Good one Paul.

Phil - you know, I came up with this idea while I was teaching an Income Tax Class to our Tech Reps here where I work (don't ask how, I don't actually remember what brought it to mind...wish I did). So I brought it in to the group the next day. My classes are just small groups of 5 people each and this group was all guys, so I asked for volunteers to see if anyone wanted to read and act it out...couldn't get any...no, I didn't actually perform it...I just don't have the figure for it...lol....Red Ant - When I initially wrote it I realized that while it was kinda funny and all that it could be a lot funnier (and more true to the OS, too) if the physical movements were included...just like in "Teapot"...Thanks...

Great one Paul! Will you be performing this next week with JAB and the Duncans? Wish I could fly out and meet you people. Maybe, with some advanced notice, I'll make it the next time. LOL here 555

Rick C - Thanks! I don't think I have the moves or physique for this one...you know, when I saw that note about a week ago when you mentioned coming out I was wondering whether you might really be serious...I think that would be a fantastic thing...just so you know, I would probably be able to make the trek up again this year if it were before November. After that our company will be bringing the next Tax Season's temporary recruits and I will be involved in Training them. They will be starting around Nov. 15th so I might be able to make early November, but the bosses might want me around for the period prior to that while we are coordinating the training plans. After Nov. 15th I can't take any serious time off during the week until after April 15th passes. So if you are serious for maybe a next year thing sometime after that and up until the end of October I can pretty much take as much time as I want as long as I let them know a ways in advance...like I said, I think it would be a real trip...

I you look at a Britney video (any Britney video) with the sound turned off, this is basically what her "sign language" says ALL THE TIME. 5s.

Thanks for the great mind-movie, Paul. 555

What Kristof said ... and it sure looks like you've made a detailed sociological study of Britney's body-movements, Paul ... I bet it wasn't hard ... or was it ?

Peter - I hadn't thought about it that way, I think I've only seen her videos in clip portions when she is being mentioned VH-1 type "top 100 videos of..." type of shows...and stuff like that...but they HAVE all appeared to be that way...it seems to me like the folks behind her "merchandisement" realized after that "School Girl" video early on that if they played up the "innocent girl" while having her act the "tease" it would get a lot of play and notice...and the "tease" angle was always over-exaggerated...OK...yeah, sort of amusing...when she was younger...if they are still doing that it's kind of weak...how old is she now, Twenty-something?? Kristof - yeah, and even though it was a big "Double-Feature" production it plays in short format. JD - Well, actually, it's more like what Peter said...all her Vids look about the same to me...what I always wonder these days about the "Pop Tarts" is whether they will know what to do in "Real" life after their "15 minutes" are up (yeah, she's been doing those "15 minutes" a long time now, but without any substance they are still only "15 minutes". Will the accumulated money (if it hasn't been blown) suffice when the they are no longer sought, fawned and drooled over? I can think of a whole lot of previous "teen-(or even "pre-teen") superstars" who have turned out pretty screwed up after their Nova burns out...Rant, rant, rant, blah-blah-blah...old guy ought to be concerned about something important...whatever happened to "World Peace", "Poverty" and how bad the Dodgers are this season? ~ ~ ~

Very classy.

Thanks

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