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Song Parodies -> "Ashkicksass can"
Original Song Title:
"The Candy Man"
Original Performer:
Charlie & The Chocolate Factory
Parody Song Title:
"Ashkicksass can"
Parody Written by:
Cookie-man
The Lyrics
This is a song for my buddy Ashkicksass. She and I are both fairly new to this but I have been very pleased with what she has written so far. Keep up the good work girl! ;)
Who can take a hit song
make it something new?
Write an awesome parody
in just an hour or two?
Ashkicksass can
Yes Ashkicksass can
Ashkickass can cause she mixes it with love and makes her parodies good
Who's an awesome writer?
I think she's really fly
Pokes fun at the songs
and makes me laugh until I cry?
Ashkicksass can?
Yes Ashkicksass can
Yes Ashkicksass can cause she mixes it with love and makes her parodies good
Ashkicksass makes
Everything she writes
Satisfying and delicious
Makes fun of all their childhood wishes
Parodies hits not misses
Writes of Harry Potter
And Lord of the Rings
Personal embarassment
And lots of other things
Ashkicksass can
Yes Ashkicksass can
Yes Ashkicksass can cause she mixes it with love
And makes her parodies good
And the world laughs hard cause Ashkicksass thinks they should
make it something new?
Write an awesome parody
in just an hour or two?
Ashkicksass can
Yes Ashkicksass can
Ashkickass can cause she mixes it with love and makes her parodies good
Who's an awesome writer?
I think she's really fly
Pokes fun at the songs
and makes me laugh until I cry?
Ashkicksass can?
Yes Ashkicksass can
Yes Ashkicksass can cause she mixes it with love and makes her parodies good
Ashkicksass makes
Everything she writes
Satisfying and delicious
Makes fun of all their childhood wishes
Parodies hits not misses
Writes of Harry Potter
And Lord of the Rings
Personal embarassment
And lots of other things
Ashkicksass can
Yes Ashkicksass can
Yes Ashkicksass can cause she mixes it with love
And makes her parodies good
And the world laughs hard cause Ashkicksass thinks they should
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Good job, Cookie-man. Some nice lines in there.
Not only does Ash kick ass...but so does this parody! And you're SO right, Cookie!! 555!!!
Share the love!! "We are the world, we are the...". A fitting tribute to a very talented writer and a potential Amiright Legend Of The Future (TM: K. Robertson 2004) Well done, biscuit-guy!! 555
This is a baeutiful tribute.
Thank you mac, Arwen, Kristoff, & Forteen! I am so glad you liked it. If Ash keeps up with the way she is going I know she will become a legend in no time!
OH MY GOD! I was camping all weekend so I just saw this. But I am speechless. And so so so flattered. Thank you Cookie man! I'm completely blown away. And thanks to everyone else for agreeing!
Cookie-man, this is sweet indeed.
Johnny D, where have you been?
Thanks Johnny! Coming from you that is an incredible compliment. I think your work is AWESOME! And don't be so modest Ash. YOU ROCK!!!
Aw shucks, C-man, I'm speechless! Thanks! Ashkicksass, I've been around, just really busy with non-Internet things (my "real life", nyuk nyuk!) this past week or so.
Cookie-man! I was just reading this again, you know, to stroke my ego, and I realized that I didn't tell you how great it was! It's fabulous. Thanks again! You made my friggin' year!
Just remember you don't want to stroke it to much or you might break it! LMAO!!!!! Just kiddin' Ash! ;)
I haven't heard the original in a while, but I know it quite well. Looks like it's been around for about seven months though, and I'm just checking it out. I'll give it a 5-5-5.
Like Fab said, 'baeutiful'.
For a great version of the original song, get Harry Connick, Jr.'s album "Songs I Heard". Great work, Cookie-man.
Thanks Nally, Leo & Jeff H! I'm so glad you all liked it! :)
Groovin' , baby!
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