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Song Parodies -> "I Love You, Porky"
Original Song Title:
"I Love You, Porgy"
Original Performer:
Chaka Khan
Parody Song Title:
"I Love You, Porky"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
I Love You, Porky
Your body shakes me
I want to handle you
You drive me mad..
Like this, I'll keep you
Don't ever diet,
Stay fat forever,
And I'll be glad..
Yes, I Love You, Porky
Your rolls earthquake me
Love how you handle me
Beneath the sheets..
Someday I'll bleep you
If it takes forever,
To search your pleats..
I Love You, Porky
Here's your twelve Big Macs
And twenty bags of frys
It's all they had..
If you allow me
I wanna stay here,
And watch you chow down
You jaw so bad..
Someday..I know,
I'll never stop searching,
I'll find that wedding dress, size eighty
And I'm going to pry you in church,
Porky,
We'll say our vows,
And on that night,
I'll find the spot I search...
I Love You, Porky,
Your body moves me
I want to handle you
You drive me mad..
Like this, I'll keep you
Don't ever diet,
Stay fat forever,
And I'll be glad..
Your body shakes me
I want to handle you
You drive me mad..
Like this, I'll keep you
Don't ever diet,
Stay fat forever,
And I'll be glad..
Yes, I Love You, Porky
Your rolls earthquake me
Love how you handle me
Beneath the sheets..
Someday I'll bleep you
If it takes forever,
To search your pleats..
I Love You, Porky
Here's your twelve Big Macs
And twenty bags of frys
It's all they had..
If you allow me
I wanna stay here,
And watch you chow down
You jaw so bad..
Someday..I know,
I'll never stop searching,
I'll find that wedding dress, size eighty
And I'm going to pry you in church,
Porky,
We'll say our vows,
And on that night,
I'll find the spot I search...
I Love You, Porky,
Your body moves me
I want to handle you
You drive me mad..
Like this, I'll keep you
Don't ever diet,
Stay fat forever,
And I'll be glad..
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tender...i pink therefore i ham
If Chaka Khan married Kubla Khan, she'd still be Chaka Khan. Another good one today.
Thanks, alvin, and John...and good puns
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